After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
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