What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
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