just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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