I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
why does every cop we meet know your name?
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