My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
You tried to tip the Uber driver with a meatball sub. Then, when he refused your meatball sub...you demanded he take you to the corner with the hookers. The valet has your keys and water balloons. I'm glad you're only in Chicago for the weekend.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
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