My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
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