Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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