guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
Putting the hydrocodone in Pez dispensers. Do you want Speedy Gonzales or Darth Vader?
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize
