Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
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