Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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