People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
I could literally track my booty calls if I ever got knocked up by my parking tickets
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
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