you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
tonight lets celebrate not being married
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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