we have pet lesbian snakes
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
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