i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
Just found out that his ringtone for me is a train blowing bc and I quote 'I know when you call I'm getting laid'
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
Hey kevin, it's Ashlee. I have been trying to get ahold of you. Your pledge gave me your number. I really wanted to apologize for shitting in your car I'll buy new upholstery or pay to have it shampooed if needed. I'm so embarrassed.
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
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