somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
the dude from the bar called to tell his mom about me immediately after we finished PLEASE COME GET ME
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
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