I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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