how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
He’s a liberal pot smoker and perfect for me. He invented a game where we have to smoke a joint every time you hear a Middle Eastern accent on NPR.
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
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