So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
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