my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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