I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
Don't EVER smell your tampon
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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