we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Most the numbers in my phone are mistakes. It's a virtual graveyard of people I should never pick up for.
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
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