He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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