i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
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