Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
I touched a dick in church today
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
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