I just pynch a tree in the face
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
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