Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
I just woke up in the back of his van. Bring me a sunkist.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
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