so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
Also: I hate her so much. She's out at hooters, making spelling errors, while I'm literally sitting at a clinic getting std tested. Which of us won the morality award in this break up.
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
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