did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
I went to bed early to get up and have a cup of coffee and watch a Sunday sunrise; and again you come home with no shirt and more stamps than my passport. Get the fuck up now, you are taking an Uber to waffle house. The order is in you name.
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
Randomize
