Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
You okay?
I walked into work with a banana and a loaf of bread
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
Randomize
