Me too!
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
Is it bad i hate my job so much I'm actively trying to get fired tonight by drinking all the booze we have so I don't have to show up for my double tomorrow. Four mango vodkas later I have decided I'm a better server drunk.
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
Randomize
