haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
Hey did you take a shower last night at like 4am?
"ummm...." (Thinking in my head) wet towel, soaking wet hair, clean pjs on backwards... "that would make more sense then what I thought happened..."
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