So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
Just saw an old lady vomit in a trash can at the airport. I instinctively called her a pussy. College has ruined us.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
I'm watching my cat lick a used condom wrapper on my nightstand and I'm too hungover to move and do anything about it. Tequila Tuesdays can not be a thing.
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
She's trying to sext her husband for the first time. I'm feeding her lines. It is 3 am and I am playing Cyrano for my wasted big sister TELL ME I AM NOT THE BEST SISTER IN LAW ON THE PLANET.
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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