id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
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