Whoa Z and x make the same sound
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
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