I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
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