we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
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