i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
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