I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
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