Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
Out of ice. Vodka+club soda+cut up lime popscicle=I'm an alcoholic genius.
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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