Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
I have feelings that need drinking.
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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