those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
At least life still wants to fuck me.
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
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