Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
FML I accidentally sent the text about his bruised balls as a group text that included his brother and my boss.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
