I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
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