BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
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