It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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