I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
So bottomless mimosas = me waking up in a truck bed in a random neighborhood with no purse or phone or idea how I got there.
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