In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
Dicks are not precious.
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
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