Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
I just made the pizza guy say helicopter six times in order to get his money. Even he knows how stoned we are.
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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