Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
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