it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
where are my eyebrows?
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