"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
Ugh hungover at a laundromat is a terrible feeling. For some reason I keep getting sucked into staring at the clothes spinning around and around and it makes me want to profusely projectile vomit everywhere
Randomize
