so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
Please don't give away my fajitas
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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