Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
This whole having a new phone thing is like starting all over in life with a clean slate! (My old text convos are gone)
New phone new life!
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