Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
There is a check pinned to the wall at Connor's. It's a check I wrote for $1,000,000... To you. Clearly you made out well on St. Patrick's day. Thanks for being too shitfaced to remember to grab that.
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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