is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
our cab driver is having phone sex.
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
How did I end up in the pool?!
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WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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